1. Department X
Jiang Tianran! I have underestimated you far too much, far too much! You are not a pawn in the trafficking of women! You are a demon at the gates of hell! You are the ox-headed and horse-faced beings that drag people into the boiling oil! You are a pervert with a rabbit's face! ... You are a monster with a green face and sharp fangs ...
Jiang Tianran made a sound of acknowledgment and casually noted down another point in his notebook, roughly judging that Huo Xing was quite conspicuous in the crowd. The girl in the orange short skirt widened her eyes as she watched him write, furrowed her brows, and let out a soft sigh
The girl who quietly walked past the training ground stopped, her voice soft and delicate, as if everything around her had fallen into silence. "Is this the girl who applied this year?"
Huo Xing, carrying a fifty-kilogram lead block, was covered in mud, bending over and gasping for breath as if he were about to die. The coach, standing beside him, still exuding a gentle demeanor and dressed entirely in white, said earnestly, "You improved by one second, do it again."
"Sure, our department's work is quite demanding, and correspondingly, the salary is relatively high, but not many can pass the test." Jiang Tianran still maintained her snow-white and obedient appearance, "If you are willing to apply, please fill out this form, and before filling it out, make sure to read all the notes on the form."
I designed it. The gentle, snow-white ginger naturally held a notebook and gently noted her grades, "Do it again."
Hello, I just want to know what 'Jesus mother' means. Jiang Tianran said very seriously, 'I am here for recruitment'
She is more conspicuous than I am the girl said quietly
"What is Jesus' mother?" someone curiously asked when the girl in black rushed out.
Huo Xing took a starting position while carrying a lead block, suddenly smiled eerily and said, "Jiang Tiangan, how many minutes and seconds can you run in?"
Uh... Ho Xing looked at him for a long time, "I... barely... believe you."
"Basically, everything has passed, the written test scores are good, physical fitness is excellent, driving skills are top-notch, and as for the rest, you have seen it, very energetic." Jiang Tianran maintained a very "natural" smile, "but it is somewhat impolite, a bit rude."
What on earth is Department X? Is it a mental hospital? As Huo Xing continued to read, he noticed that in addition to a pile of standard items such as "name, gender, ID number," there was a long list of dense notes: "Applicants have a confidentiality obligation and must not contact anyone outside the department in any way during the employment period. The job has certain dangers, and the equipment used must be purchased by the applicants themselves. There is a long list of dense notes: 'Applicants have a confidentiality obligation and must not contact anyone outside the department in any way during the employment period. The job has certain dangers, and the equipment used must be purchased by the applicants themselves. Applicants should not be afraid of water, fire, or heights, should not be allergic to any items or medications, and must possess abilities such as swimming, climbing, and long-distance running, and hold a driver's license of A2 or above..." The more Huo Xing read, the wider his eyes grew, "Applicants should have a good psychological quality and effective methods to deal with any unexpected events..."
She smiled ambiguously at him and said, "My surname is Huo, and my name is Huo Xing. What do you want?"
"Do it again?" Huo Xing staggered towards him, carrying the fifty-pound lead block, dragging her tongue as if half-alive, and asked indistinctly, "Do you want to do it again? I have run eight hundred meters before, but this kind of—this kind of—ah ah ah ah—" She held her head, "This kind of Saw-like running track—who on earth came up with this idea? Is there anyone who can actually run it? Does such a person even exist?"
Ah? Huo Xing looked up and down at the little boy who was dressed in pure white and had a snow-white appearance, and after a while, he asked suspiciously, "Are you here for recruitment? Uh... which company are you from?"
Department X
She turned around, holding the materials as she walked towards the office building. The orange short skirt had an orange bow at the lower back, and with each step she took, the bow fluttered in the wind, creating a beautiful scene
The boy holding the umbrella smiled slightly and said, "My surname is Jiang, and my name is Jiang Tiantian"
She straightened her back, gasping for breath as she glared at that girl. After staring for a long time, she exclaimed, "Damn! Jiang Tianran, you must be a sadist, to want to torment a girl like this! Heartless, soulless, without compassion, without intellect, without emotion, without a wife, without savings, without a house, without a car, without a future..."
The "track" before us is similar to an ordinary track, being an oval shape of 400 meters. However, within these 400 meters, there are sand pits, mud pits, a rocky area, a 60-degree slope, a 90-degree barrier, a swimming pool, a floating log above the swimming pool, barbed wire, spike strips, and most terrifying of all—there are actually areas with sulfuric acid, infrared trigger zones, and a fire pit.
Yes," Jiang Tianran said gently, "the best time I have here is 3 minutes and 6 seconds
"Being too distinctive means I can't go out on duty, or I will be recognized," the girl said quietly. "Does he know?"
Are you hiring bodyguards?" After reading halfway, Huo Xing finally lost patience and asked, "I only care about how much the salary is. Is there social insurance?"
Welcome to Department X. Jiang Tianran slightly bowed, saluted her, and sincerely said, "Miss Huo, I truly believe that you possess the potential to pass the test"
He closed the registration book and said somewhat shyly, "I have already told him several times, but he probably still hasn't remembered at all..." He added, "I will do my best to make him aware that a newcomer has arrived"
The salary is also confidential, but it generally will not be lower than 14,355 per month. Jiang Tianran said seriously, "We have special insurance, and upon retirement, we can receive double the salary."
Natural
The girl who walked by quietly is very short, with a slender frame. She is wearing an orange short skirt and a white blouse, looking very much like a middle school student. Her hair is cut to shoulder length with straight bangs, and her hair is black and shiny. If Huo Xing were to guess, he would certainly say she is fifteen years old
"I have no way to prove it." Jiang Tianran slightly pursed his eyelashes, and he smiled, his brows and eyes not curving much. Due to his fair skin, which was flawless, when he smiled, he resembled a naturally naive white rabbit, devoid of any hint of a deceitful demeanor
X Department Recruitment Special Form, X Department Supervisor, No photocopying allowed
Jiang Tianran smiled, and his smile was like a delicate little flower blooming quietly, gentle and non-intrusive, "Good"
Jiang Tianran pointed to a girl who was quietly walking by the edge of the runway, "Her."
I... I. ... ... No, no, before I say I won't do it, you tell me, is there anyone who can outrun this? Is there really someone in this world who can run with a fifty-pound lead block in under three minutes and ten seconds? I'm not bragging, but long-distance running has always been my domain in school; I have never lost from elementary school to university...
Indeed, Jiang Tianran smiled, "It's very lively, isn't it?"
"Do it again. Once you run it in three minutes and ten seconds, you won't have to run anymore," Jiang Tianran said patiently
Ten days later
"Jesus' mother is the Virgin Mary, and my mother worships God." The girl in black turned around and glared at the person who asked her, "Who are you?"
I have a suggestion: if I run a time of two minutes and fifty-eight seconds, I will renovate the track and then train you every day
The new girl is a wild person, with a mouth full of vulgarities, able to shout loudly at strangers without hesitation, completely uncultured, scoring zero. If you say a word to her, you might as well be reborn as an egg in your next life
three minutes and twelve seconds
She regarded the boy with the umbrella with a strange look, "Who are you?"
two minutes and fifty-eight seconds
The person in front of her is dressed in a complete set of white sportswear, with several blue-black stripes on the shoulders. The high-quality pure cotton fabric gives a soft and clean impression. The person appears to be around the same age as her and is a boy. It is an overcast day, the kind that seems on the verge of rain yet remains drearily stagnant, but this boy is holding an umbrella. The girl in black observes him; he has very fair skin, smooth and radiant, and his features are gentle. Perhaps due to his sportswear, he looks like the kind of boy who has been well-behaved all his life, avoiding smoke, alcohol, and the vices of the world, and is unfamiliar with the concept of indulgence. Additionally, holding an umbrella gives him a certain ... feeling of a particular inclination.
Xue Chunchai is nothing but a big jerk, only wanting to enjoy himself and nothing else. If she falls in love with him again next time, she will be reborn as a rooster in her next life
Oh... the girl in the orange short skirt lowered her head, "How many rounds did she pass?"
"Huh?" Huo Xing took two steps back, "Department X? I am a graduate of Department X, University X, Class X. What do you want?"
Huo Xing suddenly raised his head, "Who?"
Wow! Huo Xing raised that form high, "There are many conditions, and the price is very attractive. It looks similar to those sticker advertisements from certain hotels recruiting waitstaff with a monthly salary of 20,000. Why should I believe that you are not a front for human trafficking, trying to deceive young, naive, and materialistic women to sell them somewhere?"
But she was clearly not fifteen years old, as she was holding a stack of documents. In this strange "Department X," only official personnel are allowed to handle materials, and official personnel must be adults. Yet this seemingly small girl had already been ravaged by Jiang Tianran. A strong sense of protectiveness surged within Huo Xing; such a small, quiet, classical, and delicate girl was forced to run in three minutes and ten seconds under the whip of a demon, all for a well-paying job! This world, this society, this human realm! I am speechless!
The graduates coming and going around looked at the girl who burst out in the opposite direction with awe. The graduates attending the job fair were all dressed neatly, speaking with utmost decorum, and presenting themselves with great dignity... This girl, who spoke in coarse language and behaved in a wild manner, was an unknown figure.
Jiang Tianran is simply a natural airhead; apart from work, her mind is completely muddled. If she ever shares her innermost thoughts with him again, she might as well be reborn as a hen in her next life
I will set up a mountain of knives and a pot of boiling oil! I will build a wire bridge and dig one thousand five hundred traps, bury explosives and detonators, and launch an atomic bomb. I will make you tread carefully, with every step filled with terror, each knife piercing your heart—" Amidst the gritted teeth and venomous curses, Huo Xing charged once more towards the eerie runway
Could it be that he is really here for recruitment? Surely he isn't here to deceive us? Damn! I don't know if he is here to trick others or if he is the one being tricked! Huo Xing took the form from his hand and cast a suspicious glance at him. Jiang Tianran still had a focused gaze and a gentle demeanor, so she continued to look at the form.
Damn it! Why can't I refer to myself as "Old Lady" in my resume? I have been online since I was 14 and graduated at 22, and I have never changed my title. I have never used a pseudonym and have always used my real identity; my ID is even "Black Mountain Old Lady." How could I not be allowed to call myself "Old Lady"? Damn it!" A young woman dressed in a black dress and wearing approximately 10-centimeter stiletto heels angrily squeezed out of the crowded job fair, clutching a pile of disorganized materials. Thousands of people were pushing in, but this woman fought her way through with her high heels, kicking left and right. When she finally exited the job fair, she let out a long breath and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ, unemployed again!"